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Tips for Working from Home

1. Dedicate a specific work space.

What's great about working from home is that you have the control to create the environment that you're most productive in. If that means creating an actual home office, then go ahead and do that. If it means sitting on the couch, relaxing with the TV on, then you should go ahead and do that. Remember to keep in mind the goal is to be productive, so put yourself in an environment that allows you to concentrate.

2. Make a list of priorities each day/week.

I've found that making a priority list of the top 5-10 things I'd like to get done in the day is an extremely helpful tool. Whether it is finishing a few paid surveys, or signing up for new panels, making a list helps you stay on track.  If you finish the list early, then you are done with work early.  Goals help you keep on track and are important for life.

3. Stick to a schedule to avoid distractions.

It's important to remember that working from home still means you have to Work. Decide your hours and get your priority list ready, and don't focus on any home or life tasks until your work day is complete.

4. Don't forget to take a break.

You never want your body to crash from overworking, so remember to take breaks and do things unrelated to working.  Your body, and mind will thank you and you will find in the end you will be more productive.

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10 Great Reasons To Masturbate

Self love is OK.

“Don’t knock masturbation…it’s sex with someone I love.” -Woody Allen

1. It keeps you in touch with yourself.

Men and women who masturbate on a regular basis understand the rhythms of their bodies better than those who don’t. This can help you build up sexual stamina for when you’re with a partner, avoid premature orgasms, and be able to keep yourself satisfied longer.

2. Orgasming before a date relieves pressure.
For some men, going on a date can be stressful and/or sexually frustrating. Rubbing one out prior to leaving home can leave you with a clearer mind and better focus on the activities themselves, rather than fantasizing about your date the whole time.

3. It can relieve menstrual cramps.
For many women, the contractions involved in cumming can be a big help in getting rid of cramps. It also helps you focus on the pleasure your body can bring in that area, and put you in a healthier frame of mind. Or, if you’re like me and don’t have pain during your period, it can just aid in ending the bleeding sooner.

4. Natural sleep enhancer.
When you orgasm, your blood pressure lowers, breathing deepens, muscle tension decreases, and dopamine/endorphins flood your body. This creates a nice relaxed state for both sexes to easily fall asleep in.

5. If you don’t use it, you lose it.
Sad, but ultimately true. Orgasms, whether attained with a partner or alone, raise the levels of nitric oxide in the bloodstream. This chemical is necessary for proper lubrication in women and erection in both sexes. The less time you spend with your sexual side, the less nitric oxide you have available to use…and the harder it is to get in a physically aroused state. There’s a reason people in relationships masturbate more than loners!

6. Orgasms keep the plumbing clean.
Regular use of your genitals can lead to better health later on. For both sexes, orgasms mean better blood flow, fresher sexual scent, and prevention of blockages in the prostate gland in men and skene glands in women. Is your health worth the 10 minutes it takes to cum?

7. It can relieve blue balls/labia.
It’s not as spoken about from the female side, but both men and women can become so physically aroused that if orgasm isn’t reached the entire genital area becomes a point of agony. Trust me on this…it’s bad. This is caused by blood remaining in an area for too long, creating intense pressure, pain, pelvic aches, slight discoloration of the scrotum or labia, and in severe cases can even make walking difficult/painful. The only way to stop this from occurring (or curing it) is to climax and allow the blood to flow normally again.

8. You’ll be healthier overall.
It’s probably not a surprise at this point, but people who freely masturbate have fewer hangups about cumming solo than those who are raised to believe it’s somehow bad to touch your own body. This means they obsess about masturbation less, and feel no guilt over doing it. It’s also been shown that frequent orgasms can improve your immune system, increase the health of your cardiovascular self, and alleviate some symptoms of depression. Orgasms: They’re good for what ails ya.

9. Face it: You don’t always have a partner.
Whether you are completely single, are in a long distance relationship, or are with a partner who’s libido is smaller than yours…it’s time to acknowledge that you can’t always get sex when you want it. I know how it is to be “ready to go” when your sex partner isn’t feeling up to it. It sucks, but what are you gonna do? Answer: Take matters into your own hand! This helps to relieve you sexually, and your mate from feeling guilty. Remember that resentment isn’t sexy.
*Note: if your partner consistently begs off from sex of any kind without an adequate reason/explanation, it’s probably time to see a counselor or have a serious heart-to-heart talk.*

10. It’s fun.

With all the toys, porn, sexual education movies, and erotica out there to choose from, is it any wonder that people choose to masturbate more? It can give you fresh ideas to try with a partner, or allow you to live out entire complex fantasies in your head. That, and if you’ve ever had a orgasm, you know just how amazing and nigh indescribable an experience it is. Why not give yourself a treat everyday? You deserve it!

Good Housekeeping Surveys British Womens’ Favorite Vibrators

LONDON — British women have resolved an important lifestyle matter: they voted Je Joue’s Mimi the best of the new generation of vibrators in a recent survey published by Good Housekeeping.

In the survey that included more than 100 women (50 singles and 50 couples aged 30-80), 77 out of 100 preferred the Mimi, a discreet and soft pebble-shaped silicone vibe.

According to the respondents, the choice was based on the product’s functionality and feminine aesthetic, or, as the magazine puts it, is “not a bit scary.”

“Vibrators are no longer giggly gifts for hen nights, they are serious aids to sexual pleasure,” Good Housekeeping Health Director Julie Powell said.

A close runner-up to the Mimi was the Lelo Tiani 3, garnering 74 votes. Tiani 3 is a silicone vibrator designed to be worn during sex.

Leaf Vitality, a two pronged eco-friendly toy, also received a nod for being the best “all-rounder”

Perhaps most significantly, Brits’ lips may be losing their tight: ninety percent of women surveyed said that they are more likely to buy a vibrator than they used to be. Sixty-two percent also said they wouldn’t be embarrassed to own one of the “new-look vibrators” that tend to be less explicit in form.

First published in Britain in 1922, Good Housekeeping did not include sex-related content until 2003, when it first ran articles on sex aids and Internet porn.

The Screaming O Releases KissOboo Kissable Lip Balms

LOS ANGELES — The Screaming O has released KissOboo kissable lip balms in two varieties that feature natural herbal extract blends that tingle everywhere couples kiss.

The formula can be rubbed on lips and other sensitive parts of the body for a tingling effect. 

KissOboo is edible, kissable and safe to use with a paraben-free, petroleum-free and phthalate-free formula . The balms come in two flavors: CinnOkiss and KissOmint.

“The Screaming O helps make sex more fun and we designed the KissOboo line to enhance foreplay and make oral activities even more exciting,” The Screaming O said. “We recommend rubbing them on the lips and then kissing up a storm, but for an especially stimulating experience, try applying to the nipples and other super-sensitive spots.”

KissOboo kissable lip balms are available in 48-count candy bowls for POP display and 24-count refill packs. KissOboo products are not latex compatible.

Perfect gift items for Bridesmaids or your next Bachelorette party. 

How to Make Him Taste Better: Oral Sex Advice

If you are one of the many girls out there that doesn’t like giving head to their long term partner because his sperm tastes bad and he doesn’t always give you enough warning to make your decision between spitting and swallowing, there is finally help at hand. Yup, you can make oral sex more appetizing!

Did you know that your man’s diet could be the reason behind his funky tasting spunk? Sometimes something as simple as a daily multivitamin could do the trick. To find out how to sweeten your man’s sugar, keep reading as we dive right in!

Frisky Fruity!

Feeding him fruit is the easiest way to sweeten up his spunk. It’s as simple as that. Fruits like strawberries, pineapple, blueberries and plums are the best and easiest. Why not whip him up a morning smoothie of delicious fruits in the morning and see if the drink has worked its magic that evening? There’s only one way to find out! A little smoothie could mean the difference between loving oral sex and being repulsed by it.

Minty Madness

Eating more mints can make his semen taste sweeter and it’s not just gum and fresh mints that will do the trick! You could make a meal consisting of new potatoes with added fresh mint leaves to give him the minty injection he needs, or even just add a few mint leaves into the salad that you are preparing. Why not search for mint based recipes online?

Of course, if all else fails, there’s nothing wrong with taking a minty ice cream to bed with you and smothering it on his body… It’ll mask the taste if nothing else!

Beer is Bad!

Drinks like beer and coffee are bad for the semen and will leave it tasting very bitter so if you can, try to limit his intake of these beverages. If you increase his water intake at the same time, you will be killing two birds with one stone as the water will help to flush the bad stuff out of his body, which could in turn lead to his spunk tasting a lot better! It’s not going to be easy, but if push comes to shove you can always bribe him to drink up with the promise of a BJ! Betcha’ he’ll drink any concoction you hand him in exchange for more oral sex!

Switch the Veg!

If you love to pile his plate full of broccoli, cabbage and asparagus before a night of oral sex, you are making things worse for yourself. These are the worst foods to feed him if you want his spunk to taste nice. Instead of these, why not switch things up a bit, impress his palate and show off your culinary skills by incorporating the likes of wheat germ, parsley and celery into the dish that you are preparing – these can help it to taste much yummier.

Say NO to Red Meat!

This is probably going to be the hardest task of all – persuading your man to give the red meat a miss for a while. In fact, red meat and dairy products can be the worst culprits of unappetizing oral sex and although it will be hard work to get him to opt for white meat or fish instead of a nice lump of steak, the benefits for you later on will be worth it! Maybe just show him this article and let us do the talking!

Of course, if you are having no luck with the dietary changes to change the outcome of his blowjobs, you could always just invest in some good body licks to mask the taste of his bad-tasting juice. Most adult stores will sell a variety of lubricants, body licks, massage oils and more which you can use to make things taste a little sweeter!

How To Ride Your Vibrator Like A Pro

HOW TO USE YOUR TANTUS SUCTION CUP

All too many times we find ourselves looking for simple solutions to make things in our lives easier - especially when it comes to sex! Things should feel great, be safe, and be simple for us to get to climax. Queue in the Tantus Suction Cup!  Some of you may not have even known that we at Tantus sell a suction cup… Oh, but we do! With this simple 1-2-3- guide in How to Use your Tantus Suction Cup, you’ll be able to stick that sweet little ray of sunshine anywhere you please, so that you can stop focusing on the work, and start focusing on the pleasure.

1. GET YOUR HANDS ON A TANTUS VIBRATOR & SUCTION CUP

The Suction Cup is completely compatible with any Tantus Vibrator, so we’re going to need these two things before we can start!

2. PUT IT WHERE YOU WANT IT

Once you’ve got your vibrator and suction cup, you’re going to need to find your top destination spot on where you want to put that baby! Now remember, we’re trying to take the work out of the entire process, so you can focus on YOU.

Some top recommended spots would be:

• On the Shower Wall
• On the Edge of the Tub
• On the Floor
• On the Kitchen Counter

Some of us are more adventurous than others, so by all means if outside in the elements is your preferred place to be, go for it! Wherever your favorite place is, just make sure that you can get the right positioning to give yourself the best time you’ve had since Brad Pitt took his shirt off in Fight Club.

3. PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER

Every Tantus Vibrator comes with a removable bullet vibe. This is great, because it gives you the option of:

• Using a different vibrator
• Replacing your vibrator if it dies, (as opposed to the whole toy)
• Using your Tantus Vibrator as a Dildo
• Lastly, Using the Tantus Suction Cup to PUT IT WHERE YOU WANT IT

Just simply stick that bad mammajamma where you want it, press down firmly on the bottom of the Suction Cup to your preferred surface and push that together with your Tantus vibrator and…Voila! You’re all set to get ridin!