Gynecologists Designed G-Spot Vibrators that Supposedly Get You to a 'Third Level Orgasm'

What's the third level of orgasm? I believe there is complimentary pizza and an extensive magazine selection. A cursory Google search shows me, accompanied by an illustration of a mandala, that the third level of orgasm involves much more fulfillment, cuddling, humming, and camaraderie than other levels. "You may find yourself moving into a dream state, then become talkative." If that's what the third level of orgasm really is, the Ultimate G sounds a lot like pot brownies. So hand it over.

The main, erm, shaft targets the g-spot while it's two buddy arms go after the inner clitoris, as opposed to the outer clitoris like other sex toys. 

We can't believe all sex toy makers don't seek out the help of medical professionals who could draw a labia with their eyes closed - but there you have it. You learn a new thing every day.